Dr Rhesus Labs FAQ
What was Dr Rhesus like as a little chimp?
Before he was Dr Rhesus, he was Specimen Y-63a from Research Block 7.
His early aptitude in fractal banana peeling, chewing grapes like they were gd vodka-filled ping pong balls, and crazed non-sensical gesturing landed him on the fast track.
Is There a Mrs. Dr Rhesus?
Yes, the dynamic and soulful former lounge singer Ruth "Ruthless" Rhesus is the apple of Dr Rhesus' eye.
How was Dr Rhesus Labs started?
Dr Rhesus was having a Wild Turkey on a flight to a space conference. One led to another and maybe 3 more and the next thing you know Dr Rhesus is overnighting in Hartford and on a no-fly list. While in Hartford for the next 3 weeks until his congressman could smooth things over, Dr Rhesus started the lab.
So, is the Lab based in Hartford?
We are tax-avoiding freedom lovers, so no.
How can Dr Rhesus be so dreamy?
Dr. Rhesus has struggled with banana liqueur and gambling addictions. He is not a perfect primate.
For the young Alpha generators out there, his journey from a national Space Academy in Middle Asia to the pinnacle of Alpha generation is the stuff dreams are made of.