Advanced Clinical Alpha Generation
Where Alpha Gets Built
About Dr Rhesus Labs
Our Mission
Where Alpha Gets Built
That is our motto, and our mission.
At Dr Rhesus Labs, we produce top-tier multi-disciplinary-derived alpha.
Using our Dr Rhesus Secret Algo, we have refined our models to include multiple asset classes across all event arrays.
We model, structure, and refine alpha generation.
What We Do
We are a recognized leader in generating second and third derivative additive alpha.
We produce proprietary models that incorporate empirical as well as language-based data.
Our People
Dr Rhesus
Dr Rhesus was born in a lab in an undisclosed location. His early aptitude in fractal banana peeling earned him a position in a Middle-Asian space agency.
It was there that Dr. Rhesus developed the Dr Rhesus Secret Algo.
The Dr Rhesus Secret Algo is a proprietary model that incorporates global geopolitical information as numerical data points to generate “all-weather alpha.”
Assmo' Claus
Assmo' Claus runs Corporate Security here at Dr Rhesus Labs.
The Alpha generated by DRL has always been an attractive target for scoundrels everywhere; Assmo's surveillance and proactive security initiatives keep the staff and secrets safe.
In his off hours, Assmo' is fond of crawling into an old Lufthansa flight bag while the DRL softball team blows bong hits into it.*
*home games only
Ronny "Slapp Katt" Hardaway
Ronny “Slapp Katt” Hardaway is DRL’s CFO.
Mr. Hardaway has pioneered the use of “reverse interest funding”. This allows certain DRL lenders to fund DRL expansion in exchange for not getting grabbed by the fukkin’ face.
In his off-time, Slapp Katt is a Revolutionary War re-enactor. Slap Katt also makes a killer French onion soup.
Jhong Ma
Jhong runs Human Resources at Dr Rhesus Labs.
Like HR dingbats everywhere, Jhong is in charge of ordering sheet cake for employee birthdays and hanging Department of Labor posters in the break room.
Jhong bats cleanup for the DRL softball team, and can be counted on infecting at least one summer intern a year with an STD.