Advanced Clinical Alpha Generation
Where Alpha Gets Built
About Dr Rhesus Labs
Our Mission
Where Alpha Gets Built
That is our motto, and our mission.
At Dr Rhesus Labs, we produce top-tier multi-disciplinary-derived alpha.
Using our Dr Rhesus Secret Algo, we have refined our models to include multiple asset classes across all event arrays.
We model, structure, and refine alpha generation.
What We Do
We are a recognized leader in generating second and third derivative additive alpha.
We produce proprietary models that incorporate empirical as well as language-based data.
Our People
Dr Rhesus
Dr Rhesus was born in a lab in an undisclosed location. His early aptitude in fractal banana peeling earned him a position in a Middle-Asian space agency.
It was there that Dr. Rhesus developed the Dr Rhesus Secret Algo.
The Dr Rhesus Secret Algo is a proprietary model that incorporates global geopolitical information as numerical data points to generate “all-weather alpha.”
Assmo' Claus
Assmo' Claus runs Corporate Security here at Dr Rhesus Labs.
The Alpha generated by DRL has always been an attractive target for scoundrels everywhere; Assmo's surveillance and proactive security initiatives keep the staff and secrets safe.
International Waters Jones
International Waters Jones manages our non-US domiciled assets here at Dr Rhesus Labs.
Mr. Jones was born on an abandoned weather station south of Chile. He was raised by penguins and today is co-chair of The Penguin Fund.
Grover "Cleveland" Steemer
Grover "Cleveland" Steemer runs the Commodity Division at Dr Rhesus Labs.
Ms. Steemer managed the Steemer Silver Fund during the silver market volatility of 1978-1981. She owned and operated a vertically integrated oil producer during the OPEC years. She fled to a non-extradition country to avoid the Windfall Profits Tax of 1980.
Steemer today focuses on hard-commodities such as oil, antimony, uranium and other rare earths, precious and industrial metals.
The Generalissimo
The Generalissimo manages our All-Weather Alpha Division at DRL.
During the beta-ing of Bananastan, when the Bananastanese Treasury fully indexed their holdings, The Generalissimo led a break-away faction of targeted-alpha rebels into a remote area.
The Generalissimo communicates via messages in a leather satchel tossed into the rapids during rainy season.
Phishley Jibboo
Professor Phishley Jibboo is DRL's director of research.
Professor Jibboo was working on his doctoral thesis when he ate an entire meatloaf made of hallucinogenic mushrooms. The next three months Phishley was a roadie for a jam band. It was on the southwest leg of the tour when Professor Jibboo unlocked the portal of alpha-derived harmonic signaling.
Professor Jibboo's research is a key alpha-accelerant at Dr Rhesus Labs.
Our Druid named Timmy
Our Druid named Timmy manages covered calls here at Dr Rhesus Labs.
The Dr Rhesus Secret Algo often mandates low-beta, high-dividend holdings. Dr Rhesus Labs utilizes covered call strategies to augment our returns in this sector. Our Druid named Timmy manages these positions and options strategies.
Our Druid named Timmy comes to DRL from Brother Sebastian's Olde Sup 'n' Sip, where he managed the salad bar and arbitraged the baby corn/black olive spread.
Sir Skiddem Shorts
Skiddem is in charge of index-investing here at DRL.
Sir Skiddem Shorts was Treasury Minister of Bananastan. In a move that is now analyzed in case studies throughout the academic world, Sir Shorts led the conversion of the Bananastan National Treasury holdings to indexed portfolios. The resulting beta-fication of the Bananastanese national portfolio led to the dissolution of parliament.
Dr Rhesus Labs regularly tests our portfolios versus index-generated portfolios. Sir Skiddem Shorts manages these indexed portfolios.
Jhong Ma
Jhong runs Human Resources at Dr Rhesus Labs.
Like HR dingbats everywhere, Jhong is in charge of ordering sheet cake for employee birthdays and hanging Department of Labor posters in the break room.
Jhong bats cleanup for the DRL softball team, and can be counted on infecting at least one summer intern a year with an STD.
Casmir Snackowski
Casmir is in charge of Employee Wellness at Dr Rhesus Labs.
Hailing from Greenwich, CT, Casmir was a four-sport standout and a budding thespian. Casmir received a PhD in French Literature and started a hedge fund that only shorted volatility. Some time thereafter we found Casmir sleeping in the lobby and signed him on to run our gymnasium.
Casmir knows alpha generation is a grueling endeavor; his wellness initiatives make us all feel great.